Funny Sexual Straws
Willy straws are the hen do classic, and vagina straws make sure the stag night gets its share of the joke. These Diablo Picante straws by Diverty Sex come in bags of 10 or as single designs, and they pair nicely with hen and stag party games, cheeky drinking bottles and a handful of confetti.
DIABLO PICANTE – BAG OF 10 NATURAL BIG PENIS STRAWS
DIABLO PICANTE – BAG OF 10 NATURAL PENIS STRAWS
DIABLO PICANTE – VAGINA STRAW DARK TONE
DIABLO PICANTE – VAGINAL STRAW LIGHT TONE
DIABLO PICANTE – 10 PENIS SHAPED STRAWS
DIABLO PICANTE – 5 PENCILS WITH NATURAL PENIS TIP
Four things worth checking before you order
Start with numbers. The Diablo Picante penis straws come in bags of 10, so count your guests and round up, because a few always vanish into handbags as souvenirs.
- Size matters here, in the literal sense. The big penis straws are thicker and easier to spot across a crowded bar. The standard ones sit better in smaller cocktail glasses.
- Mixing both designs works well for a joint hen and stag night, or any group where not everyone wants the same joke.
- The vagina straws come in a light and a dark tone. It is a small detail, but a thoughtful one.
- If you plan to keep them after the party, rinse with warm soapy water straight away and let them dry fully before packing them up.
The worry that matters less
Most people fret that the straws will be too rude with mums, aunts or colleagues at the table. In practice they come across as cartoonish rather than explicit, and they usually get the first big laugh of the evening. Our tip is to hand them out with the first round, when everyone still needs an icebreaker. For more ideas in the same spirit, have a look at the other fun items and party accessories.
Frequently asked questions
How many willy straws do I need for a hen party?
Plan on one per guest plus a few spares, since straws tend to get lost or taken home. With bags of 10, a group of 15 to 18 people is covered by two bags.
What is the difference between normal and big penis straws?
The big version is noticeably thicker and more eye-catching in the glass. The standard size is easier to use in small cocktail or shot glasses.
Can vagina straws be used for a stag do?
Yes, they suit stag nights, birthdays or joint hen and stag parties just as well. Many groups mix penis and vagina straws so everyone gets a design that fits the joke.
